Tbh I want bing to just find an orphan kid and just go “well, this is mine now” and go home to show google his new child

justwritingscibbles:

I think Bing would do that with any human he finds and he likes. He picks up a grown man with a really nice jacket and is like “Google this is mine now.”
To which Google has to find a way to either let him have the human without any consequences or exterminate it without Bing exploding into hysterics.