softestvirgil:

Driving headcanons

• Patton has uncharacteristically bad road rage. He doesn’t drive particularly fast but anytime another driver does anything wrong he gets really mad, but still smiles. The others don’t usually let him drive for this reason.
• Logan drives very slow, almost like an elderly person would. He gets a lot of tickets for this reason but it doesn’t ever occur to him that he should go faster so he doesn’t get tickets anymore. The sides all don’t mind driving with him but get annoyed with how slow he is.
• Roman is the complete opposite of Logan. He gets tickets for constantly being way over the speed limit but it’s just because he likes to get places fast. The only one of the sides who will get in the car with him is Patton because he doesn’t mind the speed.
• Virgil is the only one who drives at a normal pace, but it’s only because of his severe anxiety. He’s terrified of doing anything wrong so he always double checks everything and he can’t have any distractions. The sides all prefer to let him drive except for Roman because it bothers him that Virgil doesn’t go faster.