sad-sanders:

Virgil: I feel like a raging dumpster fire.

Roman: Why, because you’re so hot?

Patton: Because you’re on fire? *finger guns*

Logan: Possibly due to being so eye catching?

Remy, throwing glitter: Cause you’re so dazzling?

Virgil, blushing like the blessing he is: I appreciate the positivity but I might actually be dying right now.