rayetart:

My best friend on a diet

So my friend has been on a diet for a while and he has been really good and consistent and lost some good weight and shit

But today my friend said “I’m going to get cookies from the stand” and my bestie pulls his wallet out, and slides him a 20

My friend obviously asks what he wants,

and my bestie just says

“get me as many cookies as I can”

My friend proceeded to come back with 20 cookies and 10 dollars left over and my bestie grabbed the box,

Opened it,

And ate

All of them