detroitbecomememe:

Markus: Let’s play a game! Two truths and one lie.

Connor: I’ll go first. My eyes are blue, I love dogs, and I once died by falling off a building rescuing a little girl from a murderous deviant.

Hank: Right idea Connor, but it’s got to be more challenging for the rest-

Josh: Your eyes are brown.

Hank:

Hank: You did WHAT?!