if you have a crush on me… im sorry you had to find out this way, but you are a morosexual
i think about this post sometimes because people try tell me im not a moron but listen i got a crush on a girl and spent several hours saying “obviously im not gay” and after deliberating over my feelings for a while i said, and I quote,
“I’ve got it! I want to be her roommate”
And they were roommates
Published
Think Things 