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Virgil sarcastically singing “Gaston” but about Roman

Virgil: No one’s slick as Roman
No one’s quick as Roman
No one’s head’s as incredibly thick as Roman
For there’s no dragon that he can’t flatten
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Logan or Patton
And they’ll tell you whose team they prefer to be on –

No one draws like Roman
Gets applause like Roman
No one claims to have near-zero flaws like Roman

Roman, who may or may not be aware Virgil is being sarcastic but absolutely cannot help himself anyway: As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!

Patton, who doesn’t really know what’s going on but is just happy they’re having fun: My, what a guy, that Roman!

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