deviancy-wasteland:

I love fics with the whole truth or dare scenario, but not like the really typical ones where it’s like, “oh so who do you love??” or “I dare you to go fuck so-and-so”, and if that’s your tea then you’re valid but like…
Give me those weirdass off the wall dares, like “I dare you to eat this entire tube of toothpaste” or “you have to balance this bottle of vodka on top of your head for the next hour and if it falls you’re legally required to do my dishes for a week” or “you can now only speak in quotes from (some obscure movie or tv show) for the next 24 hours, good luck” like???? give me wholesome dares where everybody is having a fun time???? give me wholesome truths where they’re just really weird??? “hey so what’s your opinion on so-and-so’s new haircut?” “it’s really fucking awful” “I knew it!” ??? give them to me im ready to sell my soul