haiku-robot:

lordofthebigtimesupernatural:

kiillemwithkindness:

millennial-review:

THIS IS WHAT IM SAYING

What’s worse is I’m currently applying since graduation and do you know how many of these jobs expect 10 years experience, 30 refrences, 20 different skill sets but will still only pay less than $15 an hour????

I saw a job listing for a Creative DIRECTOR with all these qualifications and they required not only a Bachelors degree but also experience, and they were only paying $14.50 an hour.

I might not be an economic student but things here don’t make sense.

i might not be an

economic student but

things here don’t make sense


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iamvegorott:

trambliss:

claroquequiza:

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

@iamvegorott I swear to goodness this radiates Dark.

Darky the old-fashioned vamp man