erose130:

some things said by Mark instead of cursing. Not including all of the noises he made.

“Calm as grandma’s feet”

“mambO NumBER FIVE”

“Wimbledon,  Wimbledon, Wimbledon, Wimbledon”

“Fun fun fun fun fun fun thisgameisfun, fun fun fun fun…fun….fun….funfunfunfunFUNFUNFUNFUN IT’S FUN GUYS”

“Gangous Khan” “Abraham Lincoln”

“I’m a big old raging dancer”

“Chirstan Stewart”

“You scared bee”

“Why did it push”

“Like a dalmatian in lube”

“Losing sanity is apart of youtube”

“No need to be sassy mister just be classy”

“The chair is dead”

“Bokay”

“Hold on to your chairs cause i’m coming to town”

“Soft baby, hush baby, Soft baby, hush baby, Soft baby, hush baby”

“This looks like good”

“I have never wanted to ride a snake more in my life then i do right now”

“The RISK”

markiplier:

fear-is-nameless:

markiplier:

thatonebubblebitch:

markiplier:

ritsuos:

@markiplier how much money can i pay you to tell @devilgoth to shut up

My payment for this task is 13 fresh subscribers. You have 24 hours to fulfill your end of the bargain or else…

@devilgoth – This is a formal request to cease your prattle.

Is this a threat

It’s a contract. Anyone is free to contract my services and the payment varies depending on the difficulty of the task.

Contract?…. As in a deal?

Only Dark makes deals.

No… only Bim Trimmer makes deals. Get your facts straight.