A dyslexic boy wakes up in the middle of the night on Christmas Eve to go to the bathroom, only to find Satan putting presents under his Christmas tree
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
Humans are considered a fairly normal species by galactic standards; not exceedingly smart or strong, advanced or primitive, don’t violate the laws of physics in any notable fashion. The only noteworthy thing about them is that nobody seems to know where they came from.
Write anything as long as it ends with, “All hope is lost. It roams the countryside and claims more victims nightly. Do not send help. What have we done?”
After being dropped in a real fantasy realm and are given the ability to choose your starting stats, you set off on your quest. However your decision to go with an “unorthodox” play style has led to a very interesting time.
Write an ad for an alchemical company’s new magical potion, following all FDA guidelines regarding side effects, warnings, and disclosures.
Santa is real. Most of the children of the world don’t make the Nice List due to his unreasonably high moral assessment scale. Against all odds, you were one of the 20 kids to actually make the Nice List this year.
You are yourself, on Christmas Day, reading this on Tumblr, you are told that you are loved and accepted for who you are, and to have a happy holiday season, and a great new year!
Santa is actually an inter-dimensional pirate. We’re the lucky ones where he decided to store his loot.
You are yourself, on Christmas Day, reading this on Tumblr, you are told that you are loved and accepted for who you are, and to have a happy holiday season, and a great new year!
People are born with different color birth marks on their forearms, which matches up with their soulmate. You are born without one, your family is unsure of what to do.
