by フシタス
Corporal’s really concerned about his height
p.s The title is a little too much for me to handle ;_; I can’t read handwriting that well, sorry. Please message me if you know what it means. Thank you ^o^
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
40mg:
If you think about it in the shower, you’re not over it
I’m apparently not over the burning of the library at Alexandria
Is anyone truly over it?
They shouldn’t be
*shows up to a sports game, wearing a players jersey* *looks at player* well ONE of us is going to have to change
“ODIN!, HEY ODIN! I need to talk to you!”. “Nobody’s called me that in a long time” said Santa Claus
Primitive Technology keeps advancing through the ages to show us how to invent technologies. He finally catches up with the modern age. He shows the world how to make a nuclear reactor, a computer chip, a smartphone. And then he moves way beyond our current technology.
Me
You are a sentient brick.
It happened overnight. Anyone that fell asleep simply… exploded. An exhausted Humanity has been continually awake for months, now, as sleep-deprived scientists attempt to find a cure.
Someone has made a voodoo doll of you. They only use it for nice things like pats on the back when you’ve done a good job.