Time Lizzy Saint

Patton: Why do you always look so mad, Virgil?

Virgil: I can’t help it. I have a resting Grinch face.

anduplex:

softestvirgil:

Okay but why don’t we talk about Virgil’s mouth thing more?

You know…

The thing.

This Thing?

This thing right here?

The mouth thing?

YES THE MOUTH THING

softestvirgil:

The Sides as things I’ve said, Part Two

Virgil: I wanna run into traffic, and not in a fun way.

Patton: This cat, right here, is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life.

Roman: [Talking about Christmas movies] I’m too gay for all this hetero.

Logan: I just really really love space okay, so much.

softestvirgil:

Apparently Thomas went to a makeup store for the new video… what does this mean? It may just be for Virgil but what if it’s something else…hmm.

softestvirgil:

Thomas and Joan’s friendship is so wholesome and it fills me with so much joy.

softestvirgil:

Logan: You’re sick, your temperature is 104.1!

Patton: If I was sick, could I do this?

Patton: [Staring at Logan]

Logan: What are you doing?

Patton: …cartwheels. Am I not doing them?

Logan: [Softly] No.

softestvirgil:

Patton: What are you gonna bring to christmas dinner?

Virgil: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.

softestvirgil:

Roman: How dumb do they think we are?

Patton: Sometimes Logan leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

softestvirgil:

Roman: [Walks into an art museum]

Roman: Hi I’m here to donate the most incredible work of art…

Roman: …me.

softestvirgil:

Roman: So Patton, what are we doing for Christmas?

Patton: First, we’ll make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll go ice skating, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of cookie dough as fast as we can, and then to finish we’ll snuggle.

Virgil: I’d honestly rather die.

Logan: Ditto.