Time Lizzy Saint

woolfpuppy:

sheepkind:

viralthings:

The woman I’m planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said “it’s for rock music.”

marry her faster

don’t take her for granite

officialfist:

foxy-filly:

I’m sorry, we need to take a short break from horses to appreciate that my boyfriend’s cat has a treadmill, and she will only run on it if she has an audience.

This is really important

datanazush:

tredlocity:

Clark Kent is not a coward, he just hates Superman. The reason he runs off every time disaster occurs is cause he knows Superman will be there soon and he can’t stand the guy.

Clark Kent has to remove himself from the scene to keep from throwing hands at Superman.

memesbythefoot:

yeah. yeah he sure does

damianmcgintleman:

homestucky:

therelatableftm:

iridessence:

nitrostreak:

nitrostreak:

@campfirecanines I deliver

She’s back, @campfirecanines

130% density to 70% density, to 180% density.

kimmy-kouhai:

vatements:

if high waisted jeans go out of fashion one day my life is doomed

nothing’s out of fashion if you don’t give a shit

bot-dad:

nylaporp:

lost-son-of-rome:

uryyybel:

awfulbear:

nebulous-nebuli:

succ-my-pandas-dick:

pr1nceshawn:

People Who Enjoy “Medium Rare Chicken”

That’s the wrong gif this is a better one

Natural Selection

I’m crying, this is hilarious

Hello crying, this is hilarious, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1.

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danger-flammable:

bloodtohold:

executive dysfunction