Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
straight people really be like “haha let me spite my gf for an offhand boast she said and livestream the result” huh?
This has nothing to do with straight people, stop saying it
What exactly was keeping the GF from simply refusing and admitting she was wrong, and/or telling him to stop taking pictures?
Oh, wait, absolutely nothing.
This is normal teasing in a relationship, one time my gf and I talked big about eating a whole food tray of tiramisu to each other. Needless to say we both
puss out when it came time to do it and had a good laugh.
It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that the socially inept Tumblr users are at it again
a couple: [fucks around]
Tumblr: Is This An Abuse?
Someone with a knowledge of a healthy relationship: no, no it’s not
Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.
Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.
Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.
Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.
There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on.
john mulaney looked so stunned to win the emmy because now his immortal life is recorded in history, so 100 years from now when a historian asks him why he looks so much like that emmy award-winning comedian, he’s going to have to throw his money clip in order to distract them
Think Things 