spade-club-heart-diamond:

you do not have to:

• get to my thread just because you’re working on other replies
• avoid posting often just because we’re both online and it’s your turn
• push yourself to write something just because you see me on

I understand:

• that sometimes you only get muse for certain threads
• you may not know what to reply with at the moment
• some threads you have are in an exciting moment and you’d rather put your focus into those

RPing is for fun.
Don’t force yourself to get stuff done.
Your replies are worth the wait.

oneechangoddess:

Working in retail is wild, people just tell me things about their personal life and I just stand there. I don’t know how to respond to “my kid just died” or “I’m getting a divorce” like that’s sucks… $13.48 is your total.

antifamutant:

sonicthehammons:

jasoncanty01:

neongrump:

beardedchemist:

epsilon110:

ayeyuu:

paintalien:

8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp 

and not only are these things totally badass and stylish

they have 16 colour cones in their vision

us humans only have 3

these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can

literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist

do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS

not only that but they can punch a hole in an aquarium tank.

that’s pretty fucking radical.

not only punching through aquarium walls too

these little demon-spawn can punch so hard and so fast that

IT BREAKS WATER PHYSICS

their punches cause water to boil and create a bubble underwater, which kills its prey if it has contact with it, cooking them from the outside

BUT IT DOESN’T EVEN NEED TO MAKE CONTACT

the collapsing bubble sends out a shockwave strong enough to kill anything in a 10 cm diameter due to pure pressure 

this fabulous sob is death incarnate and don’t forget that   

Even better – the inside of that little bubble before it collapses is over 400 million degrees Kelvin, hotter than the surface of the Sun.

One Punch Shrimp

ONE PAAAAAANCHE!  

This straight up sounds like a Pokedex entry

Yeah what the fuck.

murreal:

murreal:

my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time

“not adhd but-”

grey-witch-with-fandoms:

Me right now: let’s sloooooowly finish what’s left of the project for 11:59 todaaay

Probably me in the future, at 11;57, racing to send the email with the project to the teacher: RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH

softestvirgil:

secretladyspider:

Maybe you’re having a stressful day. Maybe you just need a deep breath. Maybe you just didn’t realize how stressed you are. It’s okay! You deserve love and warmth in your life.

Are you comforted by words? 

• Here’s an Emergency Compliment
• Here are some kind words you can personalize with your name 
• Here are 15 more emergency compliments 
• Here is a Self Esteem Boosting Confidence Machine 
• take a moment – video 
• believe in yourself – video 
• Inspiration from Jacksepticeye – PMA 
• encouragement from Mr. Rogers – video 
• you are ENOUGH – video 

Do you need to hear some pleasant ambient sounds?

• How about rain sounds you can customize? 
• You can listen to a cafe here  
• or how about a crackling fireplace?  

ASMR? Stimming? 

• Soap cutting ASMR – video 
• more soap ASMR – video 
• a 4 hour ASMR video to help with sleep 
• ASMR face and scalp massage – video
• ASMR slime – video 
• the most satisfying video in the world 
• more satisfying videos 
• Lora Zombie speed painting – video 
• Agnes Cecile speed painting – video  
• the fastest workers in the world – video 
• how candy canes are made – video 
• Mr. Rogers shows how crayons are made – video 

How about a game or activity distraction?

• Play 2048 here 
• A whole website of free games!  
• play chess against a computer 
• Here are some coloring pages you can do online!  
• Play Flow online here 
• here’s a game where you stretch a giraffe’s little neck to give kisses 
• Learn about the history of life on earth with PBS Eons 

Do you need something soothing?

• Control the pattern of rain here! (flashing colors warning)
• try doing nothing for two minutes 
• Vent to a stranger online for FREE!  
• weavesilk, where you can create a soothing pattern 
• have you ever been to the nicest place on the internet? 
• watch Bob Ross bring joy to painting – playlist 

How about a laugh?

• Vines you can show your grandparents 
• History of the entire world, I guess  
• History of Japan 
• Rhett and Link caption fails 
• Thomas Sanders Vines 
• The Demented Cartoon Movie (warning for flashing colors) 
• The ASDF movie 1-11 

• The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale
   (warnings for some bruises and some violence)

• Rhett and Link VS Hank Green – SHUT UP AND DANCE 

It’s going to be okay. Today may be the worst day of your life – but tomorrow won’t be. Life is a series of ups and downs, and that means there’s going to be good and bad. Drink some water, let yourself cry if you need to, and get a good night’s sleep. You’ll feel better in the morning. 

Reblogging anyone who may need it, and also for me to easily find later.