randyraptor:

grimgrib:

kristmaskiller:

kristmaskiller:

kristmaskiller:

Honestly I love ironically ugly clothes. Like. Hideous in a special way. If it’s not inherently hideous I’ll match it until it is.

Me, walking off a bus in a leather sports bra, body harness, mesh shirt, holographic skirt, over the knee striped socks, wedged high tops, and a cat purse: I am a beacon of sin and I Am Here!

You reblogged this and I’m sure you know I did that but I need you to know that I really did that.

im offended that yr trying to pass this off as ugly

sit down and think before you post

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Mermaids “talk” via whale-like humming. Unlike humans who rely on pre-defined words for expression, mermaids can directly convey and understand emotions and ideas based on tone.

Human: Hey bitch
Mermaid, analyzing: [playful tone, possibly a greeting…!]
Mermaid: Bitch!!! Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Due to mermaids communicating based solely on tone, they’re able to not only learn human languages quickly, but assess a human’s true character the moment they speak. 

It’s no coincidence that throughout history, rowdy sailors and pirates have been drowned by mermaids.

Pirate: Hello, darling 🙂
Mermaid, analyzing tone: [Dishonest. Condescending. Bad breath.]
Mermaid, about to sink the ship: Hello to you too 😉

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