fictionallyaestheticfandoms:

Mark on stage: Live every day like your life ends tomorrow. Do what you want, trust me, look where I came from. I was at the lowest point of my life and now I made this entire community.

Mark on livestreams: Death, outstretch your skelehand through the destruction and fire of my life. No longer shall I live without your hand to guide me to the sweet release of your everlasting love. May my twitch get banned, and I live in your castle of bones until my soul ceases to exist in this or any realm.

everything-is-better-with-a-ph:

publicschoolstories:

In 7th grade our teacher made us submit an essay into a competition sponsored by a drug-free campaign. The essay basically had to be about how drugs are bad and our pledge to never do drugs. My friend won first place out of the entire district and the reward was a check for $40 to be used towards college. The check was written so that it couldn’t be redeemed until 2017 (the year we graduated) and my friend just now cashed it. She then proceeded to buy 7 grams of weed with her drug-free essay prize money.

now that is big dick energy

witchesvscommunism:

dawnofthebadpuns:

incandescent-creativity:

animetitle:

me writing dialogue: “what is man but a vessel through which a higher entity may see? what is his purpose? must he find a purpose? we are but stardust; the universe comprehending itself.”

me writing action: they ran real fast from the bad men aand legs hurty

me writing action: Her legs pounded against the earth, the familiar jolt grounding her like nothing else could. Magic, gods, royalty—she didn’t know anything about that. But running? That’s something she’d been doing since day one.

me writing dialogue: “I dunno man whatchu wanna do” “I dunno. What do you think?” “Hey man I don’t know”

me writing action: room go boom

me writing dialogue: noppity nope, that ain’t dope

The holy trinity of writing

rayetart:

My best friend on a diet

So my friend has been on a diet for a while and he has been really good and consistent and lost some good weight and shit

But today my friend said “I’m going to get cookies from the stand” and my bestie pulls his wallet out, and slides him a 20

My friend obviously asks what he wants,

and my bestie just says

“get me as many cookies as I can”

My friend proceeded to come back with 20 cookies and 10 dollars left over and my bestie grabbed the box,

Opened it,

And ate

All of them

rainbow-sides:

ididntdothatnope:

rainbow-sides:

ididntdothatnope:

rainbow-sides:

my fingertips…are…on fire…ouch…

I feel bad so tip!!!

You can buy stuff!!

That makes it hurt less!!

But for cheaper!!!

Just buy glue!!

Because!!

It’s just overpriced glue!!

Glue????? What do you do with it?

You put it on your fingers and because it becomes dead skin it doesn’t hurt! I use it sometimes if I am playing a piece on my violin that’s primarily gs and ds!

Like just regular, Elmer’s glue or something? And you put it on your fingers and let it dry before playing to protect the skin?