haiku-robot:

jaceriven:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i;m gonna be real with you, Spider-Sense™ is just a marvel word for generalized anxiety disorder

Radioactive spider: look I made a super hero!

MCU: you made a mess, is what you did. Look at it, its got anxiety.

mcu: you made a mess

is what you did look at it

its got anxiety


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blujayonthewing:

langernameohnebedeutung:

langernameohnebedeutung:

Norse mythology fails to convey the sense of terror that must have hung over Asgard every time Loki was gone for longer than eight months and three weeks

#okay but imagine the betting pool#is it gonna be half undead?#horse with too many legs?#a giant fuck off snake?#who knows! ( @much-ado-about-mothing​)

Loki, holding up the newest baby Lion King-style: IT’S!!!!! A WOLF!!!”

underneath the rock: *dozens of creatures from all over Nine Realms muttering quietly, exchanging money*

#you fools  #wolves gestate for only 2-3 months #and horses can be pregnant for over a year! #there is no period of time that they can relax for #literally any time he’s out of their immediate supervision #he might be coming back with another harbinger of ragnarok #bundled up in nappies [X]

Lokis: a useful status checklist

cenobitic-anchorite:

ikoliholic:

8verity8:

cenobitic-anchorite:

MCU Lokis:

Thor: Cinnamon roll to villain

The Avengers: Villain

Thor: The Dark World: Antihero to final villainous act

Thor: Ragnarok: Not a villain

Infinity War: Pending, prayer circle for not a villain in the end

Marvel Comics Lokis, a sampling:

Golden Age Loki: Hilariously villainous

Ultimates Loki: Villain

Blood Brothers Loki: Depressed villain

Earth X Loki: Meta non-villain

Siege Loki: Villain

Journey Into Mystery kid!Loki: Resolutely not a villain

Young Avengers Loki: Troubled near-villain but mostly not

Agent of Asgard Loki: Def not a villain, def not a villain, plus one villain

Vote Loki Loki: Not really a villain, would have been better than Trump

Currently: Don’t ask me, dude, I’m not even sure Marvel knows

Neil Gaiman’s Oeuvre:

The Sandman Loki: Fucking villain

American Gods: It’s complicated

Mythology

Norse Loki:

image

Villain status: It’s complicated

Accurate

I don’t know why this suddenly came around again, but here we are.

Anyway. One new addition.

Post Infinity War Loki: Schrodinger’s Chaos God

kiss-me-lick-me-eat-me:

patchoulisandwiches:

I was at the library the other day, and my daughter was playing at the Art Table with two other girls. One of the little girls’ mother was near by and said “Aren’t you girls good little artists!” 

And the third girl perked up and said “My dad’s an artist!” 

The woman smiled indulgently and says “Oh really, what kind?” 

The little girl proudly told her “He’s a tattoo artist.” 

And the woman. Oh man. Her face just twists, crumples into something nothing short of disdain, and she opens her mouth and says “That’s not…”

“An easy job,” I cut in, looking the woman in the face because really? You’re going to tell a child her dad’s not a real artist. “In fact it’s very very hard, because that art is alive forever on a person, not like on paper. And that’s scary! You have to be really good, to be a tattoo artist. Your dad must be really, really good.”

what kind of person could just try and crush a little kid like that? goddamn.

Do people not realize that tattoo artists have to know how to draw really well and produce straight precise lines on a moving canvas, and make the right color selection and know how to blend those colors and do proper shading, and a million other art things and no single client/canvas is the same and they have to adjust based on the pigment of the skin and where the person wants the tattoo?! What the hell