Author: Time Lizzy Saint

Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.

jf-madjesters1:

When I heard the news, I do what I always do when I’m sad. I draw. I remember the show as a kid but it was never a big impact on my childhood. But when the meme “we are Number 1” song started to go around the internet in 2016, he brought many people joy and hope during a tough year for many, including myself. This is so unfair but he will be missed and remember. Prayers go out to him and his family. 

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what-even-is-thiss:

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Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*

Nearby horse: *neighs*

Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?

Horse: *snorts*

Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.

Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?

Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.

Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?

Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.

Centaur: *eating a carrot*

Human: So does stuff like that go through both stomachs or…

Centaur: *pauses mid chew* *swallows hard* Well that’s something else to keep me up at night.

“Well goody goody for you some of us have two spines$ is literally the best thing I’ve read in a while

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sanderstribute:

Now that i think about it, it’s kinda ironic that Deceit’s hands got censored 

cause like, censoring is pretty much his job

Maybe he censored himself, y’know, for the kids

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HE IS SELF AWARE OF HIS “DARKNESS”

He a smart snek

Do you think it was Deceit who called Logan’s phone to censor out Patton and Roman’s names??

lesbian-xephos:

“You’re rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic, my friend.” Is such a brilliant line that sounds like it came outta the cigarette addled mouth of some noir detective interrogating a slimy perp, but no, it was actually Justin McElroy admonishing his brother’s driving skills in American Truck Simulator™️ and I think it’s beautiful how we can all just say words