tyrannosaurus-rex:

mineyoung-churyuu:

hubriscomplex:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

8ddict:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

captainlordauditor:

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

1. I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
2. “I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
3. I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

• There are no gods here
• Do I look like the kind of man who dies
• God’s dead and soon we will be too
• I thought there were no heroes left in this world 

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

• Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
• This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
• Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

– take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

• God wishes he were me
• One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts

fairy-changeling:

Loki is the kind of ruler who throws a lot of money towards celebrations of himself, festivals, theater and the arts.

But I also firmly believe he’d be the kind of ruler who’d sit up to the small hours of the morning, candle burning, as he reads through a treaty, muttering “Oh, they thought I wouldn’t read sub-clause 34, paragraph 2 did they? Ha!” while Thor begs him to just go to sleep. 

justwritingscibbles:

cozy-crafts-for-paws:

Because no one is perfect the first time, I’d never try to sell it for what it’s not worth. Which is where these scarves fall into place.

These were some of the first scarves I ever made, and their biggest flaw is the unsightly connection point.

Each of these three brightly colored scarves are discounted, but it doesn’t mean they’re not a complete product.

They’re all lighter weight, single yarn, making them better for near warm temperatures.

Price $8 + half the cost of shipping.

All proceeds go to an animal organization of your choice.

If interested, please PM me.

Boosting!! Because i love Jennas knitting and its for a good cause!

midnightgoat:

shock:

shock:

shock:

new movie ranking system: how cute was the CGI wolf? 

if it doesn’t have CGI wolves, that doesn’t mean it’s subject to other rating systems, that just means it fails 

THOR: RAGNAROK – 5/5, perfect score

NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE – 4.5/5, voiced by a dude who sounds really hot which gets a separate bonus, boosting the ranking by .5

TWILIGHT: THE LAST ONE – 5/5, their hands were giant 

THE JUNGLE BOOK – 5/5. lots of personality. look pretty cartoony and not believable, but i like it.

INCEPTION. no wolves. 0/5. a disgrace of a movie.

The Wolf of Wall Street. 0/5 – Name was a misnomer, didn’t even have a wolf in it. A sham.

markv5:

Mom’s Work

bikewheelr:

bikewheelr:

people who change their phone’s font to that squiggly one are not to be trusted