“Thank you, I guess…”

“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”

meanthoughtscheapshots:

daftplunk:

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

I always get called out for deep sighing but no this is me

supremetacos:

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

emotionalempowerer:

Seriously. What on earth could a 3 yr old do to “warrant” a gun to the chest???

Apparently they were in the process of arresting her mother (whom they beat while handcuffed, naturally), also pointed the gun at the head of the child’s grandmother, and pointed the gun at her when she did what any toddler would do and started wailing. The incident gave her one of the worst cases of child PTSD the expert they assigned has ever seen and she’ll need therapy well into her adult years.

Anyone with even a passing knowledge of gun safety knows that you do not point a gun at anyone you are not willing to kill. So best case scenario these officers were grossly incompetent and worst case they were willing to kill a child for crying. This settlement is the least they deserve.

Can this get more notes though?

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

multifandom-potato-gorl:

sociallyawkward–fics:

messeraramis:

20053:

thornsword:

sunbeamrobin:

dark-ayyyyy:

penandpage:

whisperrun:

whisperrun:

theneverendingdrums:

anywigwilldo:

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Nothing happened.

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.

aight

OH MY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

DO IT

WOW IT REALLY IS SOMETHING FREAKING GOOD PLEASE CHECK IT OUT

YES!!!

someone DMed me this and it’s so cool lol, though I didn’t do as well as I would’ve liked lol

definitelynotcool:

rufiohswithmilk:

When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE! LOOK AT THAT HUGE RAINBOW BEHIND YOU.“

The only appropriate thing for a dude to shout at me out a car window.

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes