Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be
he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen
the bar is at the earth’s core
literally fuck you to hell tumblr
This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while
Now, by fake I mean: the alligator wasn’t real, it was put there as a prank by some Youtubers, to record people’s reactions. So the guy a) survived, and b) reacted as he would (AKA: fought a fucking alligator to save his friend) had it been real, because neither of them knew it wasn’t.
To quote Snopes: It appears that the “elbow drop” move was actually a real, good-faith, and quite courageous response to an uncomfortably realistic and relatively low-effort prank
Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there
No people or animals got hurt, guy got to try and elbow drop an alligator, and his friend got to find out just how ride or die his friend is. As far as I’m concerned this makes the whole thing better.
Figured out how to make a link. Plz ignore my birthname. So uh…. I know they are tons of people in worse spots than me. I still live at home with my parents, I’m still clothed and fed and even have a job- all that good stuff.
But I can’t really take being shit talked by my step dad and told that I’m a waste of space and my mom listening idly like it’s ok.
My house is already over crowded w/ my grandma and her caretaker in one end of the house and my parents in the other end while I’m in the middle w/ my younger sister whom has recently moved back in. And it’s all just bad. So please it’d help.
So a lot has changed since I posted this link.
My younger sister has moved back out and just had her second baby! I’m really happy for her!!
….But everything else has gotten worse for me.
I recently got a lock for my bedroom. The old lock on the door was broken- allowing everyone in the house, if they wanted to, to barge into my room. I had no privacy so I decided to take money out of my own pocket to replace it. The door came w/ a key so I can lock the door while I’m out.
My mom did not like that.
She demanded I give her and my stepdad the spare key. I obliged and did so.
So then she lost fucking key.
She was quick to jump out at me saying I took the key back from under her nose even tho I had proof I did not and demanded I give her my remaining key. I obliged.
This time tho, I did take the key back from under her nose.
As you can see from the above text she did not take it well.
I want to leave that house. Please I really want to leave it.
I only have about 2000 dollars saved up on the side that I originally intened to get a new car with. So I’m not asking for a lot.
Unfortunately the current job I have can’t support me living in an appartment let alone an efficiency. Efficiencies around where I live are at least 600 dollars.
So my goal is to raise 5000 dollars to keep me well off in an efficency for a while until I can get a better job.
Think Things 