nsfwgayboysofhetalia:

Tbh most countries are fine with anything, but I’ll let you in on a few secrets.

Iggy: likes em long am lean

Alfred: total size queen, what a bitch

Feliks: would die to be stretched as wide as the Pacific Ocean

Heracles: is actually a fan of cute, tiny dicks (especially with bows on them)

Roderich: also a fan of long dicks

officialkirstenmcduffie:

spocksquad:

I was in a comic book store tossing up between two Captain America comics, when a neck beard came up to me and asked “first comic? no clue obviously” and I instinctually replied “first time speaking to a girl? no clue obviously”

I’m gonna work at it until this is my instinctual reply to this shit.

thenerdyindividual:

creoparametric:

creoparametric:

creoparametric:

experiment goal: to determine whether smarties are an effective tea sweetener

hypothesis: smarties will sweeten the tea, but also introduce unwelcome flavor profiles due to their flavoring

procedure: procured one cup (≈12 fl oz) of Barry’s Tea Gold Blend black tea, hot. added 2/3 of a single roll of smarties candy (10 candies). wait for candies to dissolve, then stir well. tea will be sampled after stirring concludes.

addendum: control group was used. control sample consisted of one cup of the same type of tea, sweetened with white sugar. results will depend on the relative tastes of the control and smarties tea

results: smarties tea was significantly more bitter and less sweet than sugar tea. additionally, the smarties failed to dissolve in the expected manner, and when stirred, ended up breaking down into particulates that refused to dissolve. 

conclusions: because of the chemical/structural makeup of smarties, they do not function well as an ad hoc tea sweetener because of their reluctance to break down. it may be the case that crushed smarties would work better, but this experiment was intended to study how normal, uncrushed smarties would work as a sweetener

nixcraft:

Google street view in Rome

liberissima:

thetalkingcrocus:

consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

i was curious (and kinda hoped that kevin was like, the manager of the whole foods) so i googled it and: 

RUTABAGA. THE POLL ONE IS RUTABAGA NOT KEVIN.

usedandchildabused:

firstnonbinarypresident:

firstnonbinarypresident:

Yo if people could donate to me I’m saving up for top surgery I’m $600 short and I need to pay for it within the next month. My PayPal is here.

If you want something in return I can create art for you of any size. It costs extra to frame it so if you want a framed image I need a donation of at least $55. I especially do pride images. I can do any kind of art from photography to digital editing to pencil art to colored art to paintings. Here are see examples:

Photography

Digital editing

Framed picture

Colored drawing

Pencil art

Anyway again my PayPal is here and if you can’t donate please reblog. Thank you.

More colored pictures in case these don’t tickle your chimney

Bruh I got these skillz plz commission me I am so poor

So far there have been no donations yet and no commissions but I’m still holding out so plz PLZ reblog this post or just ask me for a picture in my messages