ayoungwiccan:

elliebeanz:

happy friday the 13th yall! just some reminders:

  • be sure to mind cracks in the side walk (only organic ones matter, the straight separating lines dont count) 
  • black cats are tremendously lucky, but you should be kind to one just for the hell of it
  • dont look in mirrors today. 
  • if you see ladders obstructing walkways, going underneath it is indeed passing through a portal  but it just leads to a separate dimension where everything is the same except a lot more people have been named Frank. Don’t recommend. just walk around it
  • Don’t make eye contact with the suspiciously normal looking people manning said ladders. theyre Franks. 
  • be sure to make your midday tea and stir counter clockwise with a knife 
  • usually youd have to catch a spider in your home and release it outdoors in order to receive a free answer to any question, but today all spiders will give free answers to questions you didnt know you had, but in obnoxious riddles, and it’s more hassle than its worth. avoid
  • it is perfectly valid to levitate in your room for 10 hours while shouting ancient hymns in an unrecognizable language and then pass out and not remember any of it. you are valid 
  • say hello to any ghost or ghoul you see today! its only polite
  • however, if you see a doppleganger of yourself, you must follow it, but from a distance. dont let it disappear from your sights before youve had a chance to spot the one difference between you and it and please do remember that slight changes in hair length is usually just the wind moving it in a strange way.
  • if your doppleganger approaches you, then you’re the doppleganger this year. run
  •  if you happen to catch a glimpse of your reflection and the movement seems off, dont panic! the system will be lagging a bit, nothing serious 
  • candy will be extra sweet today so if you’re into that then by all means 

ok keep it sexy, keep it classy, and most of all have fun 

Please read this all the way

Resources for Male Victims of Abuse

mogai-watch:

sexuallymonsterous:

How to Recognize Abuse

**Emotional Abuse of Men

**Sexual Assault of Men and Boys

**Men Can Be Victims of Abuse, Too

**Domestic Violence Against Men – Know the Signs

**Information for Male Survivors of Sexual Abuse

**Help for Battered Men

**Battered Men, Battered Husbands

**For Male Survivors of Rape and Sexual Abuse

**Male Survivors of Incest and Sexual Child Abuse

**Help for Men Who Are Being Abused

Help Lines (Phone and Text Chat)

National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-799-7233 (or 1-800-787-3224 for TTY)

National Dating Abuse Hotline: 1-866-331-9474

National Sexual Assault Hotline: 1-800-656-4673

National Suicide Prevention Hotline: 1-800-237-8255

Domestic Abuse Helpline for Men: 1-888-743-5754 (US and Canada)

Hopeline Suicide Prevention Hotline: 1-800-784-2433

National Hotline for Victims of Crimes: 1-855-484-2846

National Human Trafficking Hotline: 1-888-373-7888

Polaris Human Trafficking Text Line: Text “BEFREE” to 233733

**1in6/RAINN Chat for Male Survivors of Sexual Abuse

Support Groups

**1in6 Support Groups

Male Survivor Support Groups

Pandora’s Aquarium – Chat (includes chats specifically for men)

Pandora’s Aquarium – Forums (includes forums specifically for men)

How to Find a Shelter

Domestic Shelters Search (shelter locator with filters to find shelters specifically for male survivors)

SAFE (located in Austin, TX, but states they can help people find resources/shelters in their area)

How to Find a Therapist

**Male Survivor Therapist Directory

Mental Health Services Locator

Resources for and About the Abuse of Kids/Teens

Love is Respect Hotline: 1-866-331-9474 (Hotline for teens)

Darkness to Light Helpline (Sexual Abuse): 1-866-367-5444

Darkness to Light Text Line: Text “LIGHT” to 741741

ChildHelp USA National Child Abuse Hotline: 1-800-422-4453

Children of the Night Hotline (Children in Prostitution): 1-800-551-1300

National Runaway Safeline: 1-800-786-2929

Covenant House Nineline (Homeless Youth): 1-800-999-9999

Stop it Now Hotline: 1-888-773-2362 (for adults concerned about the welfare of a child)

Jennifer Ann’s Group (for teens experiencing dating violence)

Other Resource Lists 

(While I tried to include the most helpful resources I could here (i.e., resources that lend themselves to one-on-one communication, individual reading, etc.), there are plenty of other great resources, including regional resources, listed in these links. Some of the resources are specific to men and others aren’t, but they are all helpful for male survivors.)

**Male Survivor (regional, international, and online resources)

**Husband Battering: Men and Domestic Violence

**Help for Battered Men: Online Resources

**Help for Battered Men: National and International Resources

**Help for Guys: Help for Victims (some resources for men, many general resources)

This is so important. 

zeliahoutcast:

ironwoman359:

zeliahoutcast:

ironwoman359:

rileylastname:

ironwoman359:

pirate-patton:

rileylastname:

rileylastname:

anyways I drew this as a shitpost but I hope you wanted to see Virgil with a chicken

the chicken’s name is Avocado and she understands English and Latin

@petty-bitch-punk-roman @apologetically-anxious @painfullybisexual

oh wait hold on @pirate-patton

amazing omg

WHAT A GOOD CHICKEN I LOVE HER

just in case anyone was curious i gave Avocado a friend

His name is Chicken Nugget the rooster and he is feisty

Perfection

WAIT GUYS DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE CHICKEN I NAMED AFTER VIRGIL AND NAMED VERY WELL SINCE SHE’S SCARED OF EVERYTHING

I DO

haiku-robot:

fuck-customers:

mentalhealthcrafts:

My husband would definitely say something like this during a furious online debate with someone who is entirely stupid. lmao

Things we want to say to customers. This is from my art blog. 🙂 -Abby

things we want to say

to customers this is from

my art blog 🙂 -abby


^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.

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List of Non-sexual forms of intimacy

fuckyeahsexeducation:

not-so-random:

biro-ace-of-hearts:

incapableofgivingup:

  • watchingtv/movies together
  • going to events together like carnivals, festivals etc.
  • going on dates like to the movies or shopping
  • sharing secrets
  • hugs
  • sharing drinks
  • phone calls
  • talking
  • touching noses
  • cuddling
  • philosophical discussions
  • hand holding
  • sharing jokes
  • sharing smiles
  • laying your head on someone’s shoulder
  • linking arms
  • massages
  • tickling
  • playing with hair
  • scratching backs
  • tracing designs on arms
  • talking about the future
  • a hand written note
  • moving your head to their chest and listening to their heartbeat.
  • singing together or playing instruments together
  • dancing
  • feeding each other
  • drawing/writing on one another
  • brushing your partners hair
  • sharing food
  • sitting knee to knee across from each other
  • doing beauty treatments like facials or manicures, hairdying or face masks
  • reading books together
  • take care of your partner when sick
  • talking about the relationship (how I feel with you, How I feel w/this relationship)
  • cooking together
  • head-scratches
  • hugging
  • discussions about yourselves (like flaws, shortcomings, passions,stuff)
  • being physically/emotionally vulnerable
  • just sleeping together,
  • an actual open honest conversation
  • bathing and taking care of hygiene together
  • butterfly kisses
  • nuzzling
  • telling on-the-fly stories
  • meditating or sharing spirituality
  • grooming
  • sharing hobbies
  • studding
  • sharing personal stories
  • summoning Satan
  • seeing each other without make-up or all dressed up
  • moral support for major events
  • crying, sharing emotions, comforting each other
  • listening to someones heartbeat or breathing
  • camping/hiking
  • sleepovers
  • being with animals together
  • going on trips together
  • sharing clothes/jewelry/personal items
  • sharing online social media
  • cleaning someone else’s living space
  • going with them to a doctor/therapist
  • doing art together
  • kissing different body parts
  • making out
  • volunteer together
  • work together
  • talking about wants and desires
  • experience new things together
  • do an extracurricular together
  • play games together
  • play sports together
  • walking together
  • being respectful and kind to one another (helping them do things,open doors for them etc.)
  • sharing responsibilities (chores, babysitting etc.)
  • giving each other presents, special things from the heart
  • talking about and respecting each others boundaries
  • public displays of affection
  • grooming in front of each other
  • wrestling or play fighting
  • texting/talking online
  • looking in each other’s eyes
  • complimenting each other
  • falling asleep over skype or chat
  • making faces at each other
  • sky watching
  • write poetry
  • inside jokes
  • respect
    each other
  • tell
    them how you feel about them
  • get
    to know each other better (playing 20 questions)
  • go
    for a ride together
  • close
    your eyes and memorise each others faces with your fingers
  • walk
    arm in arm
  • make
    a playlist together
  • make
    up your own words or slang
  • go
    out to eat
  • list
    each other’s best features
  • bring
    your faces close without touching and feel each other breath
  • go
    shopping together
  • throw
    a party or other event together
  • leave
    love notes
  • exercise
    together
  • exchange
    something meaningful
  • try
    to have a whole conversation with only eye contact and facial
    expressions
  • sit
    back to back and feel each other’s heartbeat
  • learn
    their favorite food and make it
  • run
    errands together
  • look
    at photos together
  • take
    photos together
  • go
    people watch
  • have
    a staring contest
  • learn
    something new together
  • take
    turns leading each other on a nature walk blindfolded
  • get
    to know each others family and friends
  • draw
    or sculpt each other
  • paint
    each other’s bodies
  • play
    with kids together
  • practicing
    a skill together
  • sharing
    food
  • being
    in comfortable clothes together
  • waving
    goodbye
  • being
    comfortable with each other’s bodily functions
  • any others you can think of?

For aces everywhere!

Hold on a fucking second… Summoning Satan?

I actually had to go back to my original post because I was like “I’m pretty sure I did not put summoning satan on that list”, someone at some point took out “shaving” and put in “summoning satan”

whatever floats your boat?

Also, I’m really pleased to see this post take off.

jopper-chopper:

cuteiemonster:

lesbian-tm:

beyondbeerus:

peggy-against-ddlg:

Pedophiles don’t belong in the LGBT community. Go die in a fire. You are not welcome.

Actually we do because lgbt is about celebrating the weird/taboo so yeah

nope. nope. no it’s not. that’s incredible homophobic/transphobic. you don’t belong in the lgbt community.

Please unfollow me if you believe pedophilia counts as a group in the LGBT+ community

actually, if you’re a pedophile please unfollow me. I don’t want that shit any where near me

+ if you thing LGBT is ‘taboo’ I don’t want that shit near me. Get lost

whostheblondegirl:

nomadicpixel:

littlegreenplasticsoldier:

stotzie96:

donnaintx:

butterbeertoasts:

the-strangling-fruit:

PSA – Archive of Our Own

Okay, I know that a good majority of us read fanfic. And AO3 is quite popular, I love that site.

I recently just came across a site on my laptop while I was looking some klance fics to read. I found one and clicked on the link which said it was an AO3 fanfic. Norton Security prevented me from accessing the site because it ‘may be impersonating AO3 to steal your personal or financial information’

If you find a link to a fanfic and it has ‘www.archiveofourown.com’ run for the hills. The true AO3 is .org not .com. It may seem obvious but it’s pretty easy to miss. Just letting all my fellow fanfic addicts out there know that there is a scammer.

I’m trying to tag all the fandoms I’m in so that those people are aware.

What kind of person impersonates a well known fanfic site to steal information. Such a heinous crime. I will admit, this person was pretty smart. All kinds of people read fanfics, especially teenagers. Just think of that and how easy it would be.

Please reblog to every fandom and if you find any other fanfic sites being impersonated please add them to this post. Some of us fanfic readers are close to being adults or are already adults, but there are still twelve year olds and younger who don’t pay attention to things they find on the internet.

@carryoncaptainrogers can you share this? You have more followers than me and computer viruses suck 😭

Signal Boosting cause this is serious folks.

@brimbrimbrimbrim @momolady @saxxxology @ellen-reincarnated1967 @thatsthat24 @teamfreewill-imagine @ilostmyshoe-79 @oriona75 @oneshoeshort @angelkurenai @abaddonwithyall @sketchydean @sammysdirtylittlegirl @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog @dancingalone21 @leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid @littlegreenplasticsoldier @becaamm @bkwrm523 @my-wayward-son-carry-on @manawhaat Please help spread the word

psa for my fellows

@deanscarlett @mrswhozeewhatsis @deandoesthingstome @sp-oops @kayteonline @saenalife @awhiskeywithawinchester @savingapplepie-eatingthings Oh god, who else uses AO3…? I lose track

protect yourself, friends.  There is another thing you can do.  The top left corner of your browser window, when you’re on AO3, should show this icon (a lock with the word secure).  Make sure you’re on the secured site when you reach the landing page. 

@mycapt-ohcapt; @whostheblondegirl; @theycallmebecca

Good morning, darlings. It’s okay. AO3 sued and won over this earlier this year. A .net and .com address for AO3 will redirect you to the legit .org site.

Please reblog this updated news, so people don’t worry or shy away from using the site.

I also recommend following @transformativeworks to keep updated on any issues/problems and happenings on the site.

@nomadicpixel @mycapt-ohcapt @theycallmebecca

agent-superwholockian:

helloarmchairphilosopher:

thathottransguy-alex:

tyr-the-shining:

diaryofakanemem:

Lemme bless y’all with this video

ok but how is he doing that

he’s wearing false rubber thumbs with a touch-based LED in them! when he puts his index finger to his thumb, it turns the light on.

I just realized the doc is wearing a kippah…

He’s an orthodox jewish wizard dentist and his Instagram is full of tricks like this one that he does for his young patients to help them feel calm!