sephezade:

gahdamnpunk:

GO TF OFF!!!!

I couldn’t get the sound on quick enough, but when they zoomed in on her taking the mic… oh boy!

m86:

jumping into conclusions and ending up being right

ragnarokapologist:

ragnarokapologist:

all of thor’s girl friends are lesbians and he goes with them to asgardian pubs to be their wingman

thor going up to pub girl: hello are you perchance a lover of women?

pub girl: uh sure yeah

thor leaping to the side to reveal his horde of lesbian friends standing behind him: tonight is your lucky night milady! lesbians abound!

marshmallowfrootloops:

covertplantigrade:

subtly-shakespearean:

the-start-of-something8059:

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev’r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

i-am-a-fish:

purplelittlemermaid:

captain-seahorse:

dinah-myles:

2lf:

hate-police:

lividlovers:

blazeduptequilamonster:

justice4mikebrown:

Download and learn more about the app here.

BOOST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

This is so fucking amazing!

Some solutions may seem so small but this is a greater impact.

BOOST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS GUYS

REBLOG AND DOWNLOAD APP

@yenneferofvengerbergg Look, Darling, maybe this will help you understand the importance of the matter.

IMPORTANT NOTE: the app link in the article is for the California one.

There’s one for every state.

(From the looks of it, I haven’t looked to see if there’s 50 apps.)

[Edit: nope. There’s not one for every state.]

States with apps: California, Pennsylvania, Oregon, Michigan, North Carolina, Virginia, Georgia, New Jersey, Colorado, Missouri, Minnesota, Arizona, Maryland, Oklahoma, Mississippi, New Mexico, DC, Nebraska

Reblogging because it’s still a greaaaat idea.

Everyone needs to download this

i-am-a-fish:

despafleeto:

i-am-a-fish:

Hey fellas check out this cool orb!

where is this going

alright I was going to do a lead in but I’ll just skip to the point

frerardisreal666:

anxiousunlovednonbinarydemipan:

sweetie2136:

v-doodles:

dasjansel:

erlenmeyertrashofsandersides:

skylagamingv2:

jynxlovesluck:

ravenclawangst:

ren-allen:

a-clueless-moron-all-of-the-time:

Sander Sides Tag Yourself

Lol.im dying inside

Tomathy and dying inside

Pure bean and dying inside

Tomathy and Snek Boi.

Sinnamon and snek boi

Tomathy with a lil bit encyclopedia (no I haven’t read the dictionary… yet)

Snek boi and Dying inside

I´m like Pure Bean & Tomathy

Okay but like… I am all of these??? Mostly Snek boi and Dying inside though.

I’m a mix of tomathy and dying inside

Loki’s age is 1048 years old

huginn89:

mistletease:

mudokun:

According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.

In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.

Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.

#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage

catchymemes:

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