when the custodian just mopped and u trying to be respectful
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
I’m SCREAMING at that one motherfucker who did the sign of the cross before walking out in front of all those cars
Are you ok russia
#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies
I love her so much
(via SilviuMajor)
lmfao
WAIT ISN’T THIS ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE MAMA TIGERS PRETEND TO GET SCARED BY THEIR BABIES TO TEACH THEIR BABIES HOW TO HUNT AND GIVE THEM CONFIDENCE
Like you can see Mama Tiger has her ears pointed back to where Baby is so clearly she knows her baby’s back there and is listening in that direction
GOD THIS IS SO CUTE
YOURE DOING GREAT SWEETIE
SUCH A FEROCIOUS SMOL
I love how the cub jolts a little when mom overreacts, as if thinking “Shit, are you ok??”
friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist.
as long as people are still watching his vines I will keep reblogged this
He lost 4.4 million followers over all of this. Let’s take him down the last 400k
#ChallengeFuckingAccepted
he still has 4M subs on insta. spread this like wildfire. we can’t fucking let him prosper
Christ, this guy is a fucking creep.
the duality of cat
Google: Chase, you need to talk to Bing. He’s not talking, he said he’s communicating through “interpretive dabbing”.
Chase: Dude, is this true?
Bing: [dabs shamefully]
Gender identities and terms! Since I had a few people showing interest in a gender post. (Intersex isn’t technically a gender but I felt like it deserved to be included.) Sorry if I missed anything.
YALL KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE PRIDE BIRBS
I designed a bumper sticker
holy SHIT I’m sitting at a drive thru and this older woman just came up and knocked on my window, so I rolled it down a crack, and she gave me a thumbs up and said, “capitalism is the Antichrist!”, I’m fucking dying hsjanxbxhxh
Think Things 