Time Lizzy Saint

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

trans-mouse:

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

“wrong! you owe me seven dollars”

undercoverlad:

jibril:

how did they get the mouths to move in sync with the audio…………

yo, this is fucking art…

the-flightoficarus:

emolise:

roachpatrol:

hungrylikethewolfie:

lady-chyna:

logicislife:

jessycanhasblog:

irishsub:

Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome.

Oh wow these girls are brilliant.

These girls: 1
Tom Hanks: 0

Toccata and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian Bach.

I wonder how long it took to practice this shit

DRIFT COMPATIBLE, BABY

i just want to zip back in time and show this video to Bach like look at this shit some day hundreds of years in the future there will be a gigantic flat piano made of lightning and processed dinosaur juice and two future girls will be so passionate and talented that they play your song by dancing it out and people all over the world will see it and be so fucking excited isn’t that the coolest thing ever

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION: CLASSICAL

THIS IS AMAZING

raiseafuckingglass:

ahi-posts-shit:

raiseafuckingglass:

raninburyy:

raiseafuckingglass:

pazdispenser:

rb if you feel strong emotional bonds to the gay

The only three genders

I thought the three genders were boy, girl and mischief?

Oh shit u rite

Correction: 4 genders

Boy, girl, gay, and mischief.

OH SHIT U RITE

severe-fangirl-syndrome:

raiseafuckingglass:

dippyfresher-thanyou:

@raiseafuckingglass

yes

@ all mutuals

azriona:

sarah-the-artiste:

leafquake23:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

miketooch:

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

oh my god

#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU?

( @mrv3000 )

dr-hu0806:

fuckheadwitha:

esser-z:

lefthandedtoons:

The Standard Model of Ario Theory | Left-Handed Toons

Comic URL: http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/1914/

….

Holy fuck

@strikemidnight

yayasully:

fade-steppin:

throwback to the time my classics professor asked “does anyone know who sappho is?” and i immediately replied “she’s the OG lesbian” and my professor yelled “EXACTLY” and wrote the OG lesbian on the whiteboard

organizeddiscord:

prinxietys:

vividaway:

really though, what’s stopping virgil or any of the other sides from opening their mouths and just BLARING MUSIC like a speaker. they aren’t real. none of them are.

Thomas the people have questions that must be answered

Thomas: I’m feeling really…sad.

Patton: *opens mouth and the song Despacito comes blaring out*