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Logan: Stop acting like I don’t have any feelings, okay?! I have feelings! I have a lot of them!
Patton: About what?
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there will never be another headline that comes close to comparing with this
My brother sent me the most blessed video of all time
Ok so I know Roman says he is against being in Slytherin because he’s “not evil” but I think we all know the real reason why.
Green is not a creative color.
Stop-
The noise I just made… was not human.
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
✿\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
i found it
the original post
i found it
this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.
*tour guide voice*
and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy
Batman is me whenever someone forces me to go to a party
STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R …
My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall – she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance)They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food – while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital – (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.)
She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this…
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.
The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions :S * Ask the individual to SMILE ..
T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’).
R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.
NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is
1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue.
2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.
And it could be your own.
First reblog post that actually saves a life.
This is a life-saving post.
the more you know
yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year
I’ve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know.
LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG
Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life.
Because I feel bad if I don’t reblog…
My mother died after being paralyzed by a stroke. Please read this^
I remember a while ago here in UK there were stroke-identifying adverts. Their catchphrase was FAST:
- F- Face: is their face fallen on one side?
- A- Arms: can they raise both their arms up and hold them there?
- S- Speech: is their speech slurred? Can they speak a full sentence?
- T- Time: if all the signs show a stroke, call 999.
We managed to save my nana with this information when she had her first stroke.
As someone who has had a stroke, I appreciate this
I learned FAST, too. Never forgot. Just in case.
TIMING is so important! When you see someone that might be having a stroke, tell the hospital/ambulance what time you believe the stroke started because there is a roughly 3 hour window (sometimes more or less depending on hospitals) for when clot specific medicine can be administered and for it to be effective. So once you identify I stroke, try and remain calm, but act quickly.
my grandad had a stroke 3 weeks ago and we didnt know until we took him to the hospital a week ago. he will never be the same again. please, read this. if i had known, i could have prevented his deterioration. maybe it’ll come in handy for you.
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Bingiplier: bitch.
Coffee is actually the drink of the gods. You just ordered your 20th cup at the local coffeeshop and as you drink it the world around you starts to change. Someone spots you and says “you are finally here.” You just passed the caffeine quota and are now ‘woke’