drethelin:

iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

side note: perfect example of “is that your real objection?”

skrytch:

sonicpinballparty:

mcbushpig:

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

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social cue misinterpretation level:

Artist

valkyriepixie:

every witch ever: don’t fuck with demons. don’t tell them your full/real name. protect yourself.

shane: hey demons! It’s me, ya boy!

shane: *lays down on a pentagram that was used in satanic rituals* ROCK N ROLL BUCKAROO

shane: if u wanna kill RYAN BERGARA turn on this flashlight!

shane: whimp ass demon