nuka-rockit:

Depression™! 

comes with multiple fun features such as:

  • exhaustion! but not enough to sleep just lie on the floor like a wet towel
  • whoops! shouldve eaten 2 hours ago
  • all food tastes equally boring! yeah that piece of old bread and 4 pickles will do
  • staring at the ceiling!
  • lose your train of thought every 5 minutes! whatever youre trying to do sure won’t get done anytime soon
  • every activtiy feels pointless! even your favourite hobbies. Especially your favourite hobbies!
  • loneliness! but also you feel like a burden to everyone you know so good luck with that
  • staring at the wall!
  • wearing the same sweatpants for 3 days straight! because who can be bothered? not you that’s for sure!
  • yelling at people for no reason! because now even their breathing annoys you 
  • staring at the wall some more!
  • Suddenly crying over tiny things! such as dropping your favourite pencil. it’s not even broken. but who gives a fuck!


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because there is no escape!

lusec:

lusec:

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lusec:

Anyways, last week I was getting soup and I fell in love with a boy who made eye contact with me while he was picking up a takeout order, and so now today I’m gonna go back at the same time and hopefully see him again

if he was gay and the connection between us wasn’t fake, he’ll be back too

only one more hour…!

you know what? love is fake and im never falling for a boy ever again

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azzandra:

butchcommunist:

kropotkitten:

thejesusandmarxchain:

do tumbleweeds actually blow around in the southwest or is that a myth…?

!!! They do!!!

Tumbleweed is actually an invasive species from Siberia. What happens is when the soil gets too dry the roots come out of the ground and the plant curls up into a ball so that it can blow to a new spot. When it comes into contact with wet soil its roots will unfold and it will settle down. 

That is ten times more fucked up than I thought. They plant themselves again? That’s neat. I always thought they were just dead leaves and twigs in a bunch.

I like this. Tumbleweeds just fuck off when they don’t like a place, they are not like other plants who have to respect your plant rules, they are rebels.

invasive species from Siberia