spawnofinterest:

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS ICONIC POST IN SCREENSHOTS

toastoat:

newwavenova:

secretlesbians:

Gustave Courbet, Le Sommeil,1866.

Le Sommeil [The Sleepers], which depicts two women entwined in a post-coital embrace, caused a stir when it was first shown in the 1870s. The police were called in, and the painting was not shown again until the 1980s. But its brief showing had an influence on a number of contemporary artists, and helped challenge the taboos associated with lesbian relationships. For modern audiences it’s a good reminder that people in the 19th century were not ignorant of lesbian relationships, as we tend to believe. And it’s pretty damn sexy, don’t you think?

They called the police on this lesbian painting.

thesilverframes:

I headcanon the idea that Remy can put people to sleep by hugging them.

Like:

Logan overworking himself again? Remy just waltzes into his room and wraps his arms around his shoulders and is like; “Gurl, what have I told ‘bout stayin’ up so late? Not in my house ma’am, your goin’ to bed.“

Patton having trouble getting to sleep for some reason? All he needs to do is walk up to Remy, hold his arms open and Remy’ll get the message. He’ll just hug him, and he’ll be out like a light.

Roman staying up too late to work on scripts? Not while Remy’s home. He’ll straight up tackle the fucker if he has too, because Roman will put up a fight and he knows it. “Boi, you get your butt back here so I can get you to sleep!!” Most of the time he ends up making him fall asleep in the hallway and has to carry him back to his room.

Virgil is hardest to get ahold of. Remy knows he has nightmares and will never admit to them, and that he’s trying to avoid him so he won’t have to go to sleep. So one night he manages to surprise him when he’s sitting on the couch and just holds him in his arms while he flails around, then he just passes out asleep, and Remy doesn’t even move him because Virgil looks so darn cute while he’s asleep, so he just falls asleep with him.

…I should make a fic outta this.

the-neon-pineapple:

rebel-in-ink:

alexanderrm:

“Please save me! I’ll do anything for you!” “Then perish.”
“Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.”
“Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?”
“…Then I shall face God, and walk backwards into hell.”
“…I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.” 

-All of these are from shitposts, regrettably not from literary classics.

My guy, the second one is literally just Shakespeare.

in op’s defense shakespeare was a master shitposter

anchovy-official:

allbeesareloved:

ask-finny:

official-sachsen-anhalt:

trapperweasel:

ethanredotter:

trapperweasel:

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

((Two kinds of people))

Is that fucking hetalia