Fic title: Shut Up and Kiss Me, You Idiot

ironwoman359:

Roman has had a crush on Virgil for quite some time, but he is convinced that the anxious trait could never feel the same way about him. Meanwhile, Virgil has been developing feelings for Princey, but is unsure of how to proceed. He talks to Patton about it, and (after squealing with delight) Patton suggests that he pay a little closer attention to how Roman acts around him, and that then he might figure out what to do. Virgil does so, and soon realizes that Roman is just as smitten with him as he is with the creative side, and while this makes him very happy, now it’s also hilarious because Roman, the enormous flirt, romantic trait Roman, doesn’t know what to do around Virgil and it’s hysterical. One day though, Virgil is tired of waiting. 

“Virgil, I was wondering…do you have any plans for today? That is, I was just curious, you don’t have to answer if you don’t want…erm, but I just mean that-” 

“Actually, I was hoping that I could make plans with you today,” Virgil says, slightly surprised by his own smoothness.

“I-what? Oh, I mean, of course, I would love to spend some time with you today, my dear friend, uh-” 

“As in a date, Princey.” 

“Oh!” Roman is beet red at this point and Patton is trying to stifle his laugher from while he listens from around the corner. “I um, I’m glad to hear…uh, I mean, I’d love to go on a date with you…if that’s what you want-” 

“Shut up and kiss me, you idiot.” 

DON’T send me a title, cause I WON’T write a fake summary for it.

spawnofinterest:

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS ICONIC POST IN SCREENSHOTS