Roman: *kisses Virgil*
Virgil: What is this?
Roman: Affection!
Virgil: Disgusting.
Roman:
Virgil: Do it again.
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
WHY DID THEY DRAG THE MOON LIKE THIS
Reblog if you love our dusty dry ass old moon
APH China: Is it just me, or has Russia gotten even more sadistic since he quit drinking?
APH America: Is it just me, [grins] or does that make him even more attractive?
APH Canada: Yo, you wanna go shopping, go do it yourself, alright? I got plans.
APH America: Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.
Shanghai singles bought every odd number seats on valentine’s – WTF fun facts
Words that rhyme with orange – WTF fun facts
Abraham Lincoln’s cats – WTF fun facts
A man lived with a bullet in his head for 5 years – WTF fun facts
Wilford: What are you doing?
Dark: I’m confronting the person who ruined my entire life.
Wilford: You’re looking at a mirror
They’re all his puppets