A little snippet of “Only Us” from Dear Evan Hansen 💜🎶 (feat. Valerie)
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
what do you call a dog to make it run towards you? its name! what do you call basic breadstick manners? baguettiquette! didn’t you see that italian resturaunt back the direction we came? we pasta place! why don’t you want to be aggressive towards flowers? things might get violet! what do you call a mutated potato? a monster mash! how did the math teacher solve the murder? they could tell that something just didn’t add up! what color is the loudest when it gets hurt? yell-ow! (hope this helped!)
I’m literally crying from laughing so much!
Puns are my weakness!
You’ve found my kryptonite!
SuperVeggie down! SuperVeggie down!
Hey, Jacksepticeye community, how good are you guys feeling for all the times you told Jack to go to sleep? 😉
I guess we got what we asked for huh?
I literally told him to hit the sack a little over a week ago
Oops.
Bing: *winks* Bada Bing!
Wilford: Bada BOOM! *activates an explosion in the distance, which is followed by Google’s faint screams of fury*
Bing actually getting a water proof part so he fucking LAUNCHES himself into the pool to freak out the egos before they learned that he got the part.
Google:
HC when Bing sees yellow google which ppl have called Oliver he’ll Chant “OLI OLI OLI!” Until blushing oli replies back “oi oi oi”
Awwww this is adorable. And I want this to be a thing!
STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS PHOTO!!!!!!!
GUYS! WE DID IT!!!
WOOOHOOO!!
8 year old me:
Your dad is already a master shitposter
McDonald’s Caesar Salad – WTF fun facts
Think Things 