Author: Time Lizzy Saint

Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.

Can you do a weapon headcannon for the 2p allies durling a zombie apocalypse? And maybe how they’d get by and how long they would survive?

hetaliawhatifs:

2p France: 
-Francois would improvise a weapon out of what he has, most likely a broken beer bottle or two.
-Could survive a few weeks, but would give up at one point, or be caught passed out drunk and killed.
-Stays a lone wolf until the end, he would deny any group that offered help.

2p England: 
-Oliver would use a rolling pin at first and then cry when it got bloody…
-Wouldn’t survive very long since he wouldn’t think the zombies were beyond help or wouldn’t be able to handle the stress.
-He would be able to survive longer if he snapped…but he would be a danger to any passing survivors.

2p Canada: 
-Matt would use his hockey stick and would add a blade or two to the end of it.
-Would rely on his survival skills and the woods to get him by. Also, he would lay traps everywhere. 
-He would help passing groups and would teach them some survival skills, but he would want to stay alone in his part of the woods. He would have even more reason not to trust people. 

2p America: 
-Allen would have all his weapons ready, his trusty baseball bat and his pistol…though he would pick up new ones on the way.
-He wouldn’t want to leave the city, but he would after a while…though he would go to find Matt as fast as he could. 
-He would survive a very long time with or without Matt, though Matt would help him stay more human and not a raving bandit with no conscience or morals. 

2p China: 
-Zhao would stick with melee weapons (bats, planks of wood, etc.) but would keep a pistol in case of emergencies.
-He would be able to last a while, if he survived the withdrawals and found a group.
-He wouldn’t want to be part of any group…they would have to earn his respect and trust, otherwise he isn’t above robbing them blind in the middle of the night and making a run for it. 

2p Russia: 
-Viktor would create a fortress out of his house. No one would be allowed in and he would hardly ever leave.
-He would survive for a very long time since he would already have a steady food supply and would keep a low profile.
-His weapon of choice would be a shovel, but he would use anything on hand just to keep the zombies off his fortress. 

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antibutch:

thats a valid question

A communion wafer, according to the internet, is about .25g. Jesus was a healthy young man, who worked manual labor and walked everywhere. The average male in Biblical times was 5′1″ and about 110 pounds so call it 50kg or 50,000 grams. So 200,000 wafers to make up a whole Jesus. At one wafer a week that’s 3846 to eat a whole Jesus at weekly communion. If you went to Mass daily you could do it in under 550 years.

1000 communion wafers from Amazon costs $15, so acquiring a Jesus load would set you back about $3000

But that’s just the body. Jesus also bade his followers to drink his blood. How much of that Jesus communion wafer supply needs to be replaced with communion wine to account for his blood, and how much of that would need to be consumed to have drunk all his blood as well?

The human body contains roughly 5 liters of blood.

Communion wine costs about $66 for a case of 12 x 750 ml bottles (9000 ml).

So half a case is 4500 ml, or close enough if Jesus was on the small side which is reasonable given what we know of the times.

Thus, Jesus’ blood would be about 6 bottles of communion wine, costing $33.

How much of his weight was his blood, now? We can bring down the wafer count.

Osnap what an excellent question.

Water has a specific gravity of 1.0 and weighs 1kg/liter. Wine has a specific gravity if 1.5 thus weighs 1.5kg per liter.

4.5L of wine would weigh 6.75kg or about 15 pounds.

Reducing the wafer load by 6.75kg yields 43.25kg so call it 161,000 wafers or $2450 and change.

@danbensen

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This is one of those posts I will absolutely email to every pastor I know.

sailorbryant:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on.