I got pulled over by a female cop…
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
‘90s kids won’t get this
How come nobody at the kings table laughed when he farted?
A small boy asks his Dad, “Dad, what are politics?”
It’s strange to see Christians advocating abstinence only sex education…
Scientists removed the right half of a man’s brain…
A woman is accused of beating her husband half to death with his guitar collection.
If you want to read the Gospel according to Shrek, open your Bible to Psalm–
One day, Canada will become a superpower and take over the whole world
I was fired from the keyboard factory today.
