Author: Time Lizzy Saint

i-am-a-fish:

Nothing butters my bagels more than a good prank

i-am-a-fish:

that1geekyartistgirl:

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somebody-cool:

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twilaflapplesnaps:

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goddesssword:

i-am-a-fish:

not-anyones-bi-tch:

i-am-a-fish:

Is it ok if i swear?

yes fish, i will allow you to swear

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yes go on

im nervous

Hnnnnnnnnnnngg i think im ready now…

fu…

fuc

fuck.

fuck

fuck!

FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

calm down buddy

sorry…

DONT LOSE YOUR CONFIDENCE SO FAST NEVER GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS

You know what? You’re right! FUCK!

Hey guys watch this i can do it in cursive too!

Fuck

Amazing

Thank youuu!!

And thanks to everyone who supported me! I love you guys so much!!!

i-am-a-fish:

vigilantvagina:

i-am-a-fish:

Is it ok if i don’t swear?

Yes fish I will allow you to not swear

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i-am-a-fish:

whatsthepointofthisbloganyway:

i-am-a-fish:

Oh yeah we badddddd,,,,,,, we drink caffeinated sodas past 5 PM,,,,,,, don’t fuck with us,,,,

Look out guys, we’ve got a badass over here.

yeah darn straight better look out. I just ate a handful of assorted jellybeans without checking what any of the flavors are. Look out

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

fan-art-makers-random-reblogs:

deaddjbutterflies:

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rory-doobles:

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kitkatgaster:

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timelinesandtrees:

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angrystudent420:

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jus-4-giggles:

i-am-a-fish:

@i-am-a-fish is taking a paid day off today. I will be your sub for this evening, maybe forever who knows.

You know….fish never gives us homework so you don’t have to either….

I’m assigning five algebras

Fish let’s us eat in class so is it cool if I use ur microwave for this pizza?

No. You can eat the pizza but no microwaves are allowed in my school. Use your body heat and saliva to warm it up.

did teach leave the seating assignment?

No. Nobody sits. We squat the entire period, we develop powerful calf muscles.

Can I get a pass to the restroom? Fish usually let’s me go

No. Do it in your hands.

Was that the lunch bell? *starts packing things up*

Hey you. Stop packing up. Nobody leaves untill I’ve finished reading my manga.

burns your manga

Child, you have absolutely ruined my manga.

*Throws away manga ashes*

why would you do that I’m already really upset that was really unnecessary

*eats the sub*

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You know what that is it. You all really did it this time.

You ruined my hot body, and what’s worse, you ruined my manga. As punishment for all of your rambunctious behavior I’m no longer going to be your sub. Don’t even try to talk me out of it my decision is final.

YAY GOOD BYE 🙂

Wait but my feelings

YAY JUST GO SHOO SHOO

ok…

I kinda feel bad now

YOU SHOULD!!!! YOU GUYS ATE HIM!!!!!!!! FISH IS GONNA KILL US!!!!

Eyyyyyy what’s up everyone i’m back

i-am-a-fish:

I got my learners permit! Now I can finally drive a VEHICLE

i-am-a-fish:

jay-nicay8d:

i-am-a-fish:

I have saved up $250 Gaybucks, redeemable at any gay retailer

Ah yes, I am a gay retailer.

*Slams $30 Gaybucks on the counter*

hello I would like one gay please, extra saucey