aliens have always been trying to contact us, the only reason we can’t receive their messages is because they’re transmitted through furbies
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
After years of researching and observing humans and their weaknesses, aliens have decided to take away humanity’s most prized resource : the Internet.
You are nearly immortal, living forever unless you are purposely killed by another person. One day you get caught in a public shooting, but realize since no one wanted to kill you specifically, you survived. Now you decide to silently save lives without anyone knowing that it’s another person behind it all.
While answering a writing prompt, you discover than anything you write in ink will at some point become true.
You’re a simple person, with simple likes and hobbies, normal enough friends and family, all that. So you’re a little confused at how you ended up chanting around a building you just set on fire.
One day, as you’re typing your school essay, your computer gets pissed and comes to life, screaming about “WRONG FONT, BAD INFORMATION, TERRINLE CITING, WHAT EVEN IS THIS FILTH” and then writes the essay for you
It’s been theorized for some time that black holes are actually wormholes which lead to other places in the universe. You are the first person to attempt to test this theory
God realizes that the Earth is behind on it’s development, so he replays 2018 over and over until humans make the achievements he wants. You realize this after you feel a strong sense of deja vu while eating your cereal for the 200th time. So, he assigns you with the task of helping the rest of earth make the accomplishments he wants.
In a world where everyone is born blind, you are the only one who can see. You realize everyone else is blindfolded.
From the moment you smell her perfume she will have bewitched you. Her lips are sweet as sugar and her silver tongue will sing you to sleep every night. Beware no man will ever tame her.
