Wilford: i’m gau
Wilford: gat
Wilford: gai
Bim: that’s okay, take your time
Wilford, pointing at Dark: boys
I’m reblogging this cause it made me snort with giggles.
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)
I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous
Calling it forth
Why we close our eyes when we kiss – WTF fun facts
What happens if the ozone layer was destroyed – WTF fun facts
King Tut’s dagger made of iron from a meteor – WTF fun facts
McDonald’s will be playing classical music… – WTF fun facts
fucks sake
god dammit
Okay now which one is clearer? 1?
or 2?
S T O P
Maybe just take off the glasses!?
I have never related to a post more
the fucking struggle 😭
If this shit ain’t me 😒
Me
Lol
Pure creativeness and absolutely hilarious.
I’m not joking at all please give him a comedic educational children’s show on ecology
when vampires fuck up they just pretend to be dead for a century and honestly, power move
waiter: enjoy your meal
me: you too!
me: …
me: *sleeps until everyone i know is dead*
Okay but like I work as a waitress and this is actually a pleasant thing to hear, i’m eating eventually, thank you for wanting me to enjoy my meal too
this changes everything
