You’ve been blessed with longevity and have lived for over 840 years. You’ve experienced many careers and adventures and learned countless things. Sadly it must come to and end, accompanied by your family you decide to spend your final moments telling them stories of your past.
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
Three British spies are all assigned to take down a comically over-the-top supervillain. The three spies are James Bond, Austin Powers, and Eggsy from the Kingsmen.
You are sent back to save the Library of Alexandria. However, you discovered something terrible. Instead, you decide to destroy the Library.
You, a pokemon trainer, dropped a Pokeball on your foot only to have it catch you.
After you turned eighteen, you started to be haunted by two figures. One day one of the figures pulls you to the ground. “That was close,” it whispers, “but you’re not safe from them yet.”
Packing your recently deceased Grandma’s belongings, you drop a brass ornament that was in a cupboard, trying to rub the marks off, a burst of smoke and out pops your Grandpa who disappeared mysteriously some 15 years ago
There are many gods, who create many universes. Our god, a preschooler, has just submitted our universe for his universe making class. His teacher sighs, shakes her head, slaps an F on it and begins to explain where he went wrong
You are visiting your grandmother in a nursing home when another old woman comes in with a samurai sword. “Gladys” she says. “Mildred” your grandmother says, eyes narrowing. “I believe we have a score to settle.”
When I wished my life was a videogame, I didn’t mean for it to be a dating sim!
You and your friends find a lamp with a genie. When it comes out, though, it informs you that it has a specialty and only grants off-the-wall, absurd, or uncommon wishes. While the rest of your friends struggle, you smile because this is your time to shine.
