fannishlove:

steve: you wrote about me

bucky: I don’t know what you’re talking about

steve: you pulled me out of the river

bucky: idk why I did that

steve: you nearly killed tony because he hurt me. you actually roared like an angry pigeon or something

bucky: I don’t like him

steve: you tried to pull me behind the shield when I was covering you with it

bucky: I didn’t mean to do that

steve: you remembered my shoes and the hotdogs but not that girls name

bucky: I have memory problems that’s all

steve: you left our dates because I ran off, didn’t even apologize

bucky: your date would’ve wondered where you went, I found you for her

steve: you lied and told me you only knew me because of the smithsonian because you wanted to protect me, to make me go

bucky: blame the brochure

steve: you made me share an apartment with you

bucky: I needed someone to do the dishes

steve: you kept my picture

bucky: memory problems remember?

steve: you didn’t like it when I kissed sharon, I can tell your fake smile from your real one

bucky: you were wasting valuable time

steve: you put yourself back into cryo so I’d stop being reckless and not become a criminal just to keep you

bucky: I was tired

steve: you made a vow, told me you’d be with me until death

bucky: idk why I did that

steve: you interrupted my moment with peggy because you were jealous

bucky: you deserved applause and attention for your bravery

steve: you fell from the train because you were protecting me

bucky: wasn’t my smartest move

steve: you gave me heart eyes at the bar in ‘43

bucky: I was drunk

steve: we shared money and everything else like…a couple

bucky: it was convenient

steve: you’re in love with me

bucky: yes

steve: what

bucky: what

dullahanfucker:

gwyndor:

gwyndor:

i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive

never give up on your dreams

this is one of those posts that would be 100% worth explaining the internet to people from 1821 

jordannwitt:

benito-cereno:

jordannwitt:

splendude:

spoken-not-written:

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

thank you osmosis jones

My immune system tried to kill me though.

Jordan just remember you had twenty five billion enemies trying to kill you and you’ve survived them all

Take THAT you tiny goddamn sons of bitches.