gabe-the-fallen-angel:

zekeiel666:

mxxn-kitten:

vampire-kohai:

mxxn-kitten:

stonedlilbrat:

mxxn-kitten:

Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

Reblog this post to get something you want

Awesomeness

I don’t want to go to work today

pancakeblanket:

goaliesarethebest:

whoatetheramen:

arrghigiveup:

legotheeggo:

trees-and-videogames:

animentality:

itsacpsideblog:

ilyagoalvalchuk:

nellyemily:

I like how everybody is paired off haha

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless

=DDD

#pure

NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back

Hockey players, hugging: Got it.

I didn’t know hockey could get anymore Canadian until I saw this

pancakeblanket:

goaliesarethebest:

whoatetheramen:

arrghigiveup:

legotheeggo:

trees-and-videogames:

animentality:

itsacpsideblog:

ilyagoalvalchuk:

nellyemily:

I like how everybody is paired off haha

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless

=DDD

#pure

NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back

Hockey players, hugging: Got it.

I didn’t know hockey could get anymore Canadian until I saw this

haiku-robot:

xxtc-96xx:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

jonajacknife:

hanni-bunny-lecter:

iesika:

tatterdemalionamberite:

literaryreference:

teal-deer:

hollyoakhill:

awesomeheirsofdurin:

skylorde:

skylorde:

thefabulousweirdtrotters:

Peacat 

a majestic hybrid between a cat and peacock and I scroll down just to see “peacat”

i will fight you

I want one!!!!!!

imagine it though

I’m reblogging this again to say this thing would be the dumbest asshole animal ever

exactly, that’s why it’s so great

oh my gosh. the cutest doofiest cryptid

he would be so loud and you would never get him off the roof

Peacat? My first thought before scrolling down was “Wow, a pussycock!”

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury you as animal

GONNA POUNCE ON THINGS 😀

I have a pee-cat too…but she earned her name for different reasons

i have a pee-cat
too…but she earned her name for
different reasons


^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.

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