Time Lizzy Saint

the-itchy-bitchy-spider:

thatswhywelovegermany:

path-of-the-sound:

one nice thing with the german language:

you can refer to ANY non-clear fluid as soup

blood? soup

contaminated waste water? soup

ocean at night? soup

water in a puddle? soup

soup

also very thick fog: soup

liquid: *exists*

germans: Wir müssen………….. SLÖRP

dno-i-metr-syfu:

tyrannosarcophagous:

not-used-to-being-normal:

danandphan:

danandphan:

gigglygamer:

allnaturaltrashfruit:

sigmatique:

pebbles5ever:

hypno-angex:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

M ILKY E H

IT HAS RETURNED

FOUND IT

IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH

reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog

Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog

this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots

bless

yanderehetaliadrabbles:

2p-hell-talia-headcanons:

stormybud:

pop-killer:

lumos5001:

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

UPDATE: Yup I got the thing

PLEEEEASE work

i will sue if it doesn’t work

I want to see what I get

Welp let’s try I quess-

moanadaily:

Okay, first, I am not a princess. I’m the daughter of the chief.

writing-prompt-s:

writing-prompt-s:

You just moved to a new neighborhood and you hear the music of an ice cream truck coming down the street. As you and your family walk outside you notice all your neighbors rushing inside and locking their doors and windows.

glass-coughs-foxing:

kidkendoll:

homosex-u-well:

c-bassmeow:

positive-memes:

Coming out of a deep depression starter pack

Omg

Yooo

If I could make one addition

This is the mood for 2018

bobbelcher:

#same tina same

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

You know I used to be really childish but in this past year I think my sense of humor has really developed.

Hey guys on another note does anyone else ever have an overwhelming, uncontrollable desire to just, eat bees?

thekwikemart:

i think about this constantly because there is absolutely no reason for him to be like that at all. there’s no context, this is the entire gag. it kills me.

wtf-fun-factss:

Morning poop – WTF fun facts