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Reminder that protesting is worth getting suspended for

#yeah a walkout is disruptive but you know what’s more disruptive? FUCKING SHOOTINGS

I’m reblogging this again because I wanted to add a note: PROTEST ANYWAYS.

If your schools threaten to suspend you, protest anyways. En masse. Because you know what gets tracked by district, state and federal administration? Suspensions.

Schools and schools systems *must report* their suspension levels etc. Every year all this data from the state gets compiled into a huge report and presented to the State Board of Education and the state legislators. By. School.

You know what happens to schools districts with unusually high rates? Big Trouble.

So if your principal/superintendent threatens to suspend any student participating in a walkout? Still do it. Because here’s what will happen: You’ll walk out, get suspended, the school will be empty basically for *days* effectively starting a strike, the principal will have to report it to the district, the district will have to report it to the state and there’s a solid chance your school’s administrative team could be replaced.

YOU HOLD ALL THE CARDS HERE. Don’t let them think otherwise. There is literally nothing they can threaten you with that won’t come back to bite them square in the ass.

a school is nothing without their students dont let them think otherwise

a school is nothing
without their students dont let
them think otherwise


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JESUS?? 

JESUS????

i had no idea they were so frickin huge

I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them

Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?

Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens

Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.

So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish

yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable

a true inspiration

What would the 2ps reaction to a fem friend who got dumped/replaced by their s/o for someone who has much more personality/emotions? (Any one of them would be great enough ::))

hetaliawhatifs:

2p France: “Love is cruel like that.”
Francois would be the worst to go to after a tragedy like that. He would tell his friend that love is cruel and that is why it is better to avoid it. He would offer them a shoulder to cry on and a glass of wine, but other than that he wouldn’t have much to say. 

2p Canada: “Asshole.”
Matt would be furious inside that his friend was hurt, but he would focus on what they needed. If they needed to cry it out, he would listen and be there, if they needed advice, he would do the best he could. Matt would tell them that the other person lost out and was an idiot for dumping them. Though he would try to give them some positive advice and say that now they were free to find someone worth their time. 

2p America: “Fuck them then! Who needed them?!”
Allen would just hug his friend and tell them that they could do better and that their old partner was an ass anyways. He would try to make them feel better and tell them that their old partner wasn’t all that great…in fact, Allen would offer to go out to find someone new…or teach their old partner a lesson, whatever made them feel better. 

2p England: “Oh poppet, I’m so sorry…would a cupcake make it better?”
Oliver would gasp and hug his friend tightly before telling them that he was sorry. He would try to reassure them and say their their old partner was missing out on an amazing person. Oliver would offer his friend sweets to feel better…and would offer to go talk to their old partner on their behalf…partly to lecture and scold them for being so rude, but also to get out some of his anger that his friend was hurt because of them. 

2p China: “Hey, I can make the pain go away if you want?”
Zhao would bite his lip and hug his friend before consoling them…but if they were really torn up about it, he would offer a few ways to make the pain go away. He would offer them some drinks, or his pipe…or himself. Anything to make them feel better. He would constantly be telling them that their old partner was lame and an idiot for leaving them, but at least now his friend could find someone worth their time. 

2p Russia: “They are missing out.”
Viktor isn’t great with advice or consoling, but he would try his best. He would pat his friend on the shoulder and tell them that they are free now to make their own choices and that their old partner was missing out. He wouldn’t want to say much more since he didn’t want to come off as too cold or crass in their moment of need. 

Hello! I’ve had a plot bunny stuck in my head that has no where to go and I really like your small little fics so I was wondering if you could give the little plot bunny a Home? The scenario I’m thinking of is the 2p na Bros finding and dealing with Oliver during One of his psychotic episodes? Feel free to get as gory as you please.

hetaliawhatifs:

Alright, here you go! I’ll put it under the cut. Sorry it took so long to do!

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