Reasons to live: Travis McElroy
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
literally the only good het ships are the ones where the guy is absolutely dedicated to the woman and adores and respects her and knows she’s way cooler than he is and that’s why he loves her. and also she tops him regularly
never forget the moment when ryan bergara realised that his ‘tall, idiotic counterpart’ may actually be 12 demons in an 80% leg costume
This is graphic but VERY important. I’m MF TIED of pro lifers who cannot see further than the end of their nose
This is the same generation that were eating Tide Pods and filming themselves online
Yeah, good leadership
Oh shut up you fucking mook
When I was a teen we were planking on five story buildings
In the 90’s you’d play chicken with actual moving cars
Back in the 60’s you had teenagers piling into phone booths, squishing each other, a suffocation risk
Human kids do stupid shit but stupidity isn’t a sign of lack of intelligence, just sense
These kids now are fucking ready to lynch your entire shitty system and I’m so excited to watch you and your fucking dinosaur friends burn
one tectonic plate approaching another
“so are you a top or a bottom?”
two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO
i don’t know anything about geology
Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?
I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you
alright this is fine
I studied Geology for 2 years and I can assure you this is exactly what it was like
Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!
someone please post the gif
Think Things 