oreoprince:

lesbian on anon: hey!! im a lesbian and i need some advice! so theres this girl and she says shes madly in love with me and says she wants to marry me and often mentions how sweet it would be if we kissed. do you think shes into me or is she just being nice?? thanks for the help!!

haiku-robot:

peter-man-homecoming:

Peter: no one can know I’m Spider-Man.

Also Peter: *changes into his suit where anyone passing by can look over and see him, doesn’t try to disguise his voice, can basically not keep a secret*

Peter, when someone finds out he’s Spider-Man: bUT I HID IT SO WELL!

peter when someone
finds out he’s spider-man: but
i hid it so well


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