dale-the-fbi-agent:

rogue-pidgeon:

dont talk to me or the fbi agent assigned to my computer ever again

Tell em’ Sage.

dale-the-fbi-agent:

boxdfoxeninc:

At the FBI man watching my screen: I hope you enjoy lizard tiddies you fool

Gotta be honest, I am not a fan.

dale-the-fbi-agent:

dianthus-diamond:

fbi-agent-assigned-to-you:

dianthus-diamond:

fbi-agent-assigned-to-you:

dianthus-diamond:

Whispers to my camera as I write this post: I know u there.. And I love u Dale the FBI agent assigned to my phone 💕💞💖

thank you, i love you too!

you,,, are nOT DALE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Im sorry @dale-the-fbi-agent

Are you cheating on me with another agent Deena?

dale-the-fbi-agent:

pointless-pencil:

dale-the-fbi-agent:

i-am-a-fish:

If ur ever lonely u can always flirt with the fbi agent lookin at u thru ur phone camera. they listen, they care.

unlike BRAD.

Brad is such an asshole, I’m sorry he fucked you over Goldie.

why the fuck are you talking to yourself bro

I’m lonesome

dale-the-fbi-agent:

57papercranes:

I am so sorry your job is so boring…… 

Don’t talk bad about yourself! I think you’re very interesting!

dale-the-fbi-agent:

xcoffeebooksx:

so mr. fbi person…

do you like cream and sugar in your coffee????

I hate all beverages

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

Don’t tell anyone but I have a new side blog…

I’m gonna give yall the name in code

It’s @dale-the-fbi-agent

Shit I forgot to use code

i-am-a-fish:

sinasinner:

i-am-a-fish:

fadestep-aj:

i-am-a-fish:

saltsluggos:

i-am-a-fish:

pudge-alicious:

i-am-a-fish:

angrystudent420:

i-am-a-fish:

jus-4-giggles:

i-am-a-fish:

@i-am-a-fish is taking a paid day off today. I will be your sub for this evening, maybe forever who knows.

You know….fish never gives us homework so you don’t have to either….

I’m assigning five algebras

Fish let’s us eat in class so is it cool if I use ur microwave for this pizza?

No. You can eat the pizza but no microwaves are allowed in my school. Use your body heat and saliva to warm it up.

did teach leave the seating assignment?

No. Nobody sits. We squat the entire period, we develop powerful calf muscles.

Can I get a pass to the restroom? Fish usually let’s me go

No. Do it in your hands.

Was that the lunch bell? *starts packing things up*

Hey you. Stop packing up. Nobody leaves untill I’ve finished reading my manga.

burns your manga

Child, you have absolutely ruined my manga.

i-am-a-fish:

Ask them out on a date you silly, silly person.

Yes them. The person you thought of when you read that.