Based on the shape of their genitalia, ducks are the only animals that can really ‘screw’
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Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
Since today is both Valentine’s Day and Ash Wednesday, is it Smash Wednesday?
We’ve created a culture that pressures people so much that they feel the need to go into work with the flu…which is a contagious illness.
It must be frustrating to be a cop in traffic because everyone they get behind will most likely go slower than they normally would
It must be frustrating to be a cop in traffic because everyone they get behind will most likely go slower than they normally would
If Spiderman were created nowadays he’d have been a web designer by day.
Valentines is the most unromantic day of the year. Doing something romantic on the day it’s expected to do so removes every bit of romance from it
Taking a test and finding out there’s a multi paragraph essay question at the end is the equivalent to fighting the final boss of a game, and he has multiple health bars
If you’re 28 and you’ve slept an average of 8 hours per night your whole life, you’ve been awake as long as an 18 year old has been alive.
Tesla became more synonymous with cars and Elon Musk than with Nikola Tesla
