so hold me tight or don’t
HOLD ME TIGHT OR DON’T // Fall Out Boy
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
When ya homie says he going to “school” but you thought he said “skull”
When piglet doesnt want to pull the trigger so you gotta take matters into your own hands
When tigger comes back after 7 years but doesnt bring back any birthday presents
“What’s in the honey pot? What’s in the pot!?!!”
When Christopher Robin accidentally shoots you but you fire back anyways cause you aint no bitch
Pooh: Have you got your gun?
Christopher Robin:
“Of course I have”
Christopher Robin stayed strapped.
90% of the U.S. currency have cocaine contamination – WTF fun facts
So Rebellious, Out of Control 🛏
this is the most accurate portrayal of sleep i have ever seen in my LIFE
Captions!
SLEEP: “Heyyy, ‘sup girl? Sorry I’m late.”
THOMAS: “Where were you?”
S: “What?”
T: “Last night, where were you?”
S: “Out.”
T: “All night??”
S: “There was a concert downtown, okay? Like, I’m here now, doesn’t that count for something?”
T: “It’s two in the afternoon!!”
S: “Whatever, okay, you know what, I’m out, alright? I don’t need this.”
T: “No I will take a nap!”
S: “No, you’re too worked up, I – I can’t operate with you like that.”
T: “Now y- where are you going??”
S: “Out.”
T: “But you WILL be back tonight, right??”
S: [voice fading out] “I donno, maybe, I don’t know, whatever.”
T: [frustrated, strangled yelling]
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The Question We Always Ask Ourselves 💭 (Feat. Jim Cummings)
Happy Winnie the Pooh Day!!!
Choosing a Show 📺
This is 100% me
Trouble in Bed 🛏
The Strange World of Car Commercials 🚗
(captions because yeah.
Thomas Voiceover: The all new, 2018 Vroom-Vroom Supreme is so luxurious and so smooth, you’ll hardly notice not a single other car seems to be present on the road, or that you seem to be in the middle of nowhere. Why do all car commercials look like this? Oh well, at least the car looks good, right?
Thomas: WHERE… IS EVERYBODY?!?)
That Time of Day… You Know What I’m Talking About 🌚 (FX: @thejoanglebook)
Thomas, as the moon: *descending* Ok everybody, it’s morning time, so goodbye!
Thomas, as himself: *waves happily* Byye!!
Thomas, as the sun: *rising into the sky* Hey everyone! Let’s get this day on the way!!
Moon: *appearing suddenly and gleefully* Just kidding everyone! Look! It’s moon, moon is back!
Sun: *confused* Moon, it’s the daytime! What are you doing-
Thomas: *reaches up to sky* Moon!!
Sun: Wha- it’s the d- it’s the day time!
Moon: Hey sun!! It’s bright out here, but I ~love~ it!
Thomas: -and we love YOU!
Sun: THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE!!
This week’s #ShoutoutSunday goes out to every amazing “Jeremy” that exists in the world!! Hope you all had a wonderful week! 🎶
